Original 1998 Questionaire
- NAME: Jim Francis
- AGE: 0X24
- BIRTHDAY: Yes
- SIGN: Negative, but I prefer unsigned
- HEIGHT: 400, interlaced
- WEIGHT: 123 (lunar)
- MARITAL STATUS: Never took karate
- CHILDREN: Hmmm, lost count…
- INSTRUMENTS: That’s a rude question!
- FAVORITE ARTIST: Pat Robertson
- BIGGEST INFLUENCE: Strong nuclear force (something’s gotta keep me together)
- FAVORITE COLOR: Black
- FAVORITE FOOD: Xantac
- FAVORITE DRINK: Water to go with the Xantac
- LIKES: A good out-gassing during thermal vac.
- DISLIKES: Questionaires
- GOALS: Don’t have any mare, so I don’t expect any.
- OTHER INTERESTS: Lobotomies and other forms of brain surgery